“Everybody's the best at something. For me it's eye-teeth.”
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“That U.F.O. on the bathroom ceiling turned out to be a light.”
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“I'm not sure about foods with ‘ick’ in them. I got my eye on you, pickles.”
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iPaid. Don't we all.
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Ignorance, embarrassment, confusion, judgement, peace, acceptence. The Six Phases of Everything.
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“Happy Pucker Lord of Kissies Pose. (Favorite Yoga Pose #37) Stand with your big toes touching and lean forward, hands on knees. Really lock those knees up good and tight. Look over your right shoulder and concentrate on lengthening your lips. Push them way out in front of you like Pinocchio's nose. Really strain yourself. Hold for 1 minute, switch sides and repeat.”
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“The eyebrow is the mustache of the eye.”
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“Tastebuds are little dictators.” — My friend Robert said this during a meeting like it was normal.
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Just one more?
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A sign for the back of your toilet that you color in. It reads, “Keep the lid down and stop feline–septic concatenation.” Concatenation is a real word, it means a series of interconnected things or events. Cartoons teach so much. So do cats.
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Coffee Gone Bad, Real Bad
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Zen Master Toupée
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Always use your head, except when falling.
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A digital fortune cookie of sorts.
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